Matchless by Gregory Maguire 

"I think I'll tryyyyyy Defyiiiiiiiiing Gravity..."

Okay.  Ignore me.

I love me some Gregory Maguire.  He's built his writing career doing interesting, dark (even sometimes darker than the original.  Those Grimm brothers be fucked up... ami...

As the mother of an almost-two year old, I find my living room reverberating with the sweet melody of Barney's Don Knott-esque voice, by O the Owl's inability to relate to people outside of a book, and and by Husband's rants that the gang at Chuggington Station are all...

I'm sure this pun is completely fresh.  Well, as Phoebe would say...

Anyway, in my Pinterest travels (in between looking at candy cane dip ideas and tutorials on how to make that Christmas tree skirt I bought the fabric for yesterday), I came across this gem:

You p...