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Fifty Shades of Vomit

I always wondered what Rory and Lorelai would say about the literary abortion that is the Fifty Shades of Grey series (I still can't believe there is more than one). I wanted to believe that they would be as outraged and disgusted as I am that this book is, not only a huge hit, but was published in the first place. If you were watching Bunheads last Monday (and if you weren't, you've got some 'splainin' to do), you know that Truly's book club is currently reading this crime against humanity. Michelle walks in on their discussion and the following awesomeness occurs...

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I love that Amy Sherman-Palladino feels the same way I do about this pile of shit Ms E.L. James calls a "book".

And with this, don't forget that a new episode of Bunheads airs tonight on ABCFamily at 9pm/8c!

#bunheads #amyshermanpalladino #50shadesofgrey #eljames

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