As my friend, Lauren said: "Maybe Apricot died and she went crazy".
And here's your PSA: it is never cool to drink and drive. NEVER! It's bad enough that you put your own life in jeopardy, but you're endangering the lives of those who are completely innocent (and are smart enough to cut it off at one glass of Riesling with dinner). You're too old for this shit, Sally Struthers. What would Morey say?!