Get your head out of that oven right now!
Our next book is The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath. We get to delve into the innermost thoughts of, arguably, one of the most conflicted writers ever to depress the ever-lovin' shit out of us. As the librarian said when she saw what book I was checking out... "This should be some cheerful reading." So armed with a bottle of Prozac and a fifth of scotch to numb the pain... I go bravely into the dark mind of a genius. Let's hope I get out alive!