My friend The Hot Mess recently brought my attention to this (she always finds the best shit. I guess it's from all that extra time she has on her hands NEGLECTING HER BLOGS! Whatever.. benefits me!)
Some of my favorites:Don Quixote by CervantesDon Quixote:Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.
Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.
Don Quixote: (falls down) THE END
Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
James Joyce:I have created my own language to tell the cyclical history of humanity.
Reader #1: Brilliance!
Reader #2: (dies) THE END
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Leo Tolstoy: History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length. THE END