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Nailed it!

My friend The Hot Mess recently brought my attention to this (she always finds the best shit. I guess it's from all that extra time she has on her hands NEGLECTING HER BLOGS! Whatever.. benefits me!)


Book-A-Minute Classics

Some of my favorites:Don Quixote by CervantesDon Quixote:Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.

Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.

Don Quixote: (falls down) THE END

Finnegans Wake by James Joyce

James Joyce:I have created my own language to tell the cyclical history of humanity.

Reader #1: Brilliance!

Reader #2: (dies) THE END

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

Leo Tolstoy: History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length. THE END

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