Another sucker thrown into this mess...
"I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands! "
Well, Luke... looks like you have some Welch's Grape smeared all over your furniture in your future!
Welcome to the world, Nicholas!